好汉两个半S01-9 袜子高尔夫大赛
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hey how about a little sock golf
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whats that
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okay heres how it works
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the living room is a dog leg part 4
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that means you have to get your sock into the kitchen sink
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in four strokes or less
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well play for a quarter a hole
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your handicaps obvious
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youre short
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and youve never heard of the Ninja Turtles
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all right
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keep your knees bent
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your arms straight and swing easy
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oh man Im being hustled
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you like the less if you want
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dont get cocky theres 17 more holes
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oh yeah its unbelievable
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an eagle on the 18th
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this has never happened before
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in the history of sockgolf
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a little help here
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fans are coming out of the gallery
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with sacks of groceries for the young phenom
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whats going on
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I won I beat Uncle Charlie
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excuse me didnt I ask you to fold the laundry
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laundry？ are you barking mad
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your child just won the coveted palmolive cup
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I win you lose
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Charlie when I ask Jake to do something
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I need you to help me make sure that he does it
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Im trying to teach him responsibility
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the sock is soaking what？
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yeah I chipped into the water hazard on the 9th
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and the lid was open
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so this is toilet water
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at least
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嘿来个袜子高尔夫怎么样
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那是什么？
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好吧，我来教你。
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客厅就是4杆洞的狗腿场地
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你最多四次必须把袜子
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打进厨房的水槽里
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我们玩25美分一杆洞的
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你的缺陷显而易见
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你很矮
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而且你从没听说过忍者神龟这首歌
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好吧
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保持膝盖弯曲
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手臂伸直，轻松挥杆
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哦，伙计，我感到了压力。
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这样啊，要不我们玩小点？
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狂啥狂？还有17个洞呢
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天 真是难以置信
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第18杆打出了老鹰球
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这在袜子高尔夫球史上
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还真是闻所未闻
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搭把手啊
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粉丝们从走廊出来了
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带着几袋杂货献给年轻的天才
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怎么回事
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我赢了，我打败了查理叔叔。
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对不起，我不是让你叠衣服吗？
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衣服？你疯了吗？
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你的孩子刚刚赢得了梦寐以求的棕榈杯
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我赢了 你输了
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查理 当我要求杰克做某事时
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我需要你帮我确保他做了没有
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我在教他什么是责任
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袜子泡啥了？
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是的，我在第9杆打入了水坑障碍区。
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马桶盖碰巧开着
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那这是马桶水呗？
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哪止
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